HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING
OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
WHY IS THIS BACK
I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY
This is actually a really fun game.
currently lost in nowheresville hungary, previously somewhere in ireland.
what if everyone in beacon hills split up after high school and they all come back as adults with significant others and kids
what if all their first born children are named scott
girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole.
Disney has announced a new Disney Channel original movie called “Descendants” following the teenage lives of the Villains’ children.
The film takes place in a present-day idyllic kingdom, where the benevolent teenaged son of the King and Queen (Beast and Belle from Disney’s iconic Beauty and the Beast) is poised to take the throne. His first proclamation: offer a chance at redemption to the trouble-making spawn of Cruella De Vil, Maleficent, the Evil Queen and Jafar who have been imprisoned on a forbidden island with all the other villains, sidekicks, evil step-mothers and step-sisters. These villainous descendants (Carlos, Mal, Evvie and Jay, respectively) are allowed into the kingdom to attend prep school alongside the offspring of iconic Disney heroes including Fairy Godmother, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Mulan. However, the evil teens face a dilemma. Should they follow in their nefarious parents’ footsteps and help all the villains regain power, or embrace their innate goodness and save the kingdom?
“Descendants” will begin production next year and will debut in 2015
Bemoaning my lack of funds to get my hair done today (there’s a year’s worth of brown roots againt my old blonde ends) and hubby thinks it’s helpful to say, “You look okay.” I know he’s not trying to be mean, he means it sincerely like he doesn’t even notice, but I don’t want to look okay. I want to feel pretty today becsuse we have a double date with my much younger much hotter cousin and her hubby. I just want to feel pretty for me though, ya know? So now I’m crying because I’ll be on all these bday and christmas pics this month with my stupid two toned hair that ages me about ten years and I don’t even have dress shoes for tonight and this became a rant and im sorry.
Lucy Lawless I wanna be like her when I grow up.
Those who feel philogrobolized all morning, so-so in the afternoon, and decent in the evening, but who are only truly awake after midnight are called lychnobites. Lychnobite comes from the Greek lychno-bios and means, approximately, ‘lamp-life’.
If you are a hard-working lychnobite, or if you are a lazy lychnobite who simply failed to get anything done in the day, like me, now is the time to lucubrate. Lucubrate means to work by lamp-light, and is quite the most civilised form of working there is. There is nobody to tell you how to do things, or how fast to do things, or that you can’t do things with your feet up and a little whisky. This is especially true if you have a good strong lock on your lucubatory.
A lucubatory is ‘a place for midnight study’, a room that you work in when all the world is sleeping around you. They are very hard to find and rarely mentioned in estate agents’ particulars.